Meme Thing wow I forgot to name this

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I am a cuddler. [ew]
I am a morning person. [well i try to be]
I am an only child. [oh]
I am currently in my pajamas. [sadly this is one of the few times I am dressed and sporting a dA shirt to boot]
I am currently pregnant. [nO]
I am left handed. [ambidextrous]
I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. [I'm shy around everyone so]
I bite my nails. [used to now I just rip off the skin]
I can be paranoid at times. [eeEEEE WHAT WAS THAT]
I enjoy country music. [nO also protip never mix country music with dubstep]
I enjoy smoothies. [no but I love frozen yogurt]
I enjoy talking on the phone. [not really]
I have a car. [kind of?]
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school. [nah]
I have a hidden talent. [catching insects in jars]
I have a pet/pets. [2 birds]
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl. [fictional people are so much more interesting]

I have all my grandparents. [only one left]
I have been to another country. [not until next summer eUROPE HERE I COME]
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. [I will burst out laughing if you tell me not to]
I have or had broken a bone. [spine]

I have caller I.D. on my phone. [I might maybe?]
I have bathed someone. [nO]
I have changed a diaper. [ew]
I have changed a lot over the past year. [went from average student to gET ALL THE A'S OR DIE TRYING]
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour. [internet friends ftw]
I have had major/minor surgery. [heh]

I have killed another person. [that escalated quickly]
I have had my hair cut within the last week. [no]
I have mood swings. [eh]
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. [wooooo art]
I have rejected someone before. [don't think I have...]
I like the taste of blood. [yum]
I love Michael Jackson. [no]
I love sleeping. [I wish I did]
I love to shop. [eh]
I own 100 CDs or more. [no but my playlist is pretty huge]
I own and use a library card. [I use it but I don't read the things I get half the time heh heh]
I read books for pleasure in my spare time. [spare time is devoted to art]
I sleep a lot during the day. [never in your wildest dreams]
I watch soap operas on a regular basis. [ew no]
I work at a job that I enjoy. [commissions are legit]
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [eh]
I am currently wearing socks. [nope]
I am tired. [I should be]
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt. [duh actually I hate sculpting]
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month. [we went from drawing to alcohol okay]

I have/had:

Graduated high school. [not yet]
Smoked cigarettes. [never]
Ridden every ride at an amusement park. [nO]
Collected something really stupid. [well stupid to other people]
Gone to a concert. [nope]
Helped someone. [I hope so?]
Spun turn tables. [nope]
Watched four movies in one night. [no unless marathoning Supernatural for hours counts]
Been broken up with. [nope]
Been in a car accident. [no but one time some idiot backed into us]
Been in a tornado. [depends on what 'been in' means I mean this is the Midwest]
Watched someone die. [*points to Supernatural*]
Been to a funeral. [ack]
Burned yourself. [on accident]

Ran a marathon. [no but my mom runs them all the time also I marathon Supernatural and sometimes Doctor Who or Pokémon]
Your parents got divorced. [after twenty five years I don't think so]
Cried yourself to sleep. [while 'Awoken' played in the background]
Spent over $200 in one day. [not to my knowledge]
Cheated on someone. [well they are fictional characters after all]
Been cheated on. [darn you canon]
Written a 10 page letter. [oF ANGER AND RAGE AND WHY DO YOU PEOPLE INSIST ON BEING LEGENDARY POKEMON]
Had a best friend. [woo]

Lost someone you loved. [YOU WERE FANTASTIC]
Skipped school. [I think I'm coming down with a cold]
Gotten in trouble for something you didn't do. [well my teacher suspected me of forging my grades after I quietly explained to her the many ways other students could potentially be forging their grades so]
Stolen books from the library. [wha]
Been in a mental hospital. [um kind of]
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. [*Hedwig's Theme plays*]
Fired a gun. [nope]
Been in a school play. [nOPE]
Been fired from a job. [not yet]
Taken a lie detector test. [No idea]
Swam with dolphins. [no what]
Attempted suicide. [mmmeh]
Written poetry. [it was bad let's never speak of it again]
Read more than 20 books a year. [yeP I USED TO BE A SUPER READER]
Gone to Europe/live there. [noooo sobs but I will get to go for ten glorious days next summer]
Loved someone you couldn’t have. [this may or may not extend to real life]
Used a coloring book over age 12. [does lineart counts]
Had surgery. [this is a repeat]
Had stitches. [idk is getting stiches what they do when they close you back up or is this like if I ripped myself open or ugh please be more specific]
Taken a taxi. [SHERLOCK GAVE ME A GOOD REASON NOT TO]
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once[all day every day]
Had a hamster. [no but I had a chameleon and a crayfish once]
Dyed your hair. [nope]
Had something pierced. [never]
Gotten straight A’s. [not this year though sobs AP WORLD HISTORYYYY]
Your parents sent you to a shrink. [a what]
Been handcuffed. [no but I once heard a computer was handcuffed]

My hair is naturally the color:
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blonde/Ginger
Multicoloured

My eyes are:
Brown
Blue
Grey
Green [or at least that's what I blurted out when the licensing guy asked me]
Hazel
Light brown
A combination of things

I am:
Male
Female
Other

People sometimes label me as:
Slut
Girly
Ugly
Nerd 
Other 

Some of my biggest fears are:
Spiders/other insects
Dying 
Doctor/Dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease 
Being alone in the dark
Heights 
Small spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water
Holes
Large animals
Small animals
Open spaces
Lightning

I have:
A friend with benefits [what are benefits]
A laptop in my room [all to myself mwahahaha]
A television in my room [nope never]
Good grades [yes]
My own car [kind of?]
Married parents [yes]
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